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7.16.2008 you heard me i am uncomfortable with people thinking that i might not be doing ok or that i might need help with one issue or the other. because quite frankly, i think i am far more capable of taking care of myself than most people i know.someone told me the other day that i was coming off as vulnerable. i almost threw up in my mouth. what? um...NO. i will say that i need to run v v v v soon. i might die of crazy otherwise. 02:01 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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7.15.2008 compulsively organize that's what i do now.i spent a ridiculously unacceptable amount of money i don't have on new bedding. because i can't sleep. an 11 year-long bff moved to new york tonight. i cried like a bitch all night long. that's how that feels. sometimes i can't breathe. i put my own hand on my head. i crushed my leg between a boat and a dock but i found my new favorite ER that i've ever been to in my entire accident-prone life. that includes the one with the super hot doctor and the attention of every medically-trained eye in the whole building because of who my kickass dad is. despite the fact that said kickass dad's initial medical directive for my broken scapula (you heard me) and massive concussion was to take a hot bath. he even started running it for me. i still find this hilarious. i've been basically tied to the bed in my house for 9 days. slowly going insane. oh oh! i killed a black widow the other night in one of the moments of my life that i will always remember. and not only did i kill it, but i ninja spotted it in the first place too! it was late at night and pitch black. there's no light by my entrance to the house but for whatever reason i see this black widow off to the very right of the door near the hinges just suspended. so i fucking took the bag i had and aimed, paused for some squeeling, talked to myself outloud and went for it. it was a beautiful moment. but still...as awesome as that was, enough is enough and the spider party we are endlessly hosting can fucking end any time now. SERIOUSLY. i think that's all i've got right now. oh p fucking s...so this leg thing...i can't run. I. CAN'T. RUN. so not only am i trapped in my house, but i'm cut off from the daily dose of endorphins and the calming effects of marisa alone time. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. can i just tell you that i've lost 10 pounds?! it's ridiculous. i was looking at myself naked in the mirror today and all you can see are ribs and hip bones. so i made it my goal to eat 4500 calories every day this week. i ate 450 today. better. 00:26 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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7.01.2008 the truth i moved out of my house. i am subletting the bottom floor of a house in eagle rock. i...am breathing again. i am a hunter of spiders now. i'm not scared of having the closet door open at night. i wander around in the dark, unafraid. i EAT. =)i've gained 7 lbs and i look good! i run every day. i smile and i laugh. i am 29 years old and i'm going through a divorce. but i'm also all these other things that go along with that.i just wanted you guys to know also, that i'm removing the feed subscription from my website. so if you get these in your mailbox, expect this to be the last one. 00:04 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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6.22.2008 dear global warming you f'n suck. it is SO goddamned hot here. wow. really? it was deadly hot my first year in LA. but it's been over a decade since it's been anything close to that again. and my new place doesn't have ANY kind of airconditioning or even natural flow. i feel like i'm in a forest fire. even my nostrils are burny and i can't THINK.17:21 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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5.29.2008 dear los angeles metro system while not so patiently waiting 15 minutes for the RIGHT red line train today, it occurred to me that the reason no one takes you might be due to the fact that YOU NEVER COME! fuck me, a subway train should arrive every 5 minutes! no excuses. and if you have two different ultimate destinations, fucking give one its own color and platform for fuck's sake! don't call them both the red line and make those of us who could give a shit about the ins and outs of public transportation have to guess which train is approaching and oooo oooo is it mine?! is it mine?! you know who has a fantastic subway system that you might consider emulating? EVERY FUCKING OTHER CITY IN THE WORLD!!14:22 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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5.27.2008 dear trojan vibrating touch fingertip massager, is the concept of females getting themselves off really that foreign to you? like...you have to make a commercial that presents this amazing occurence and more so, the discussion of the subject with other women, as some sort of amazing new phenomenon now that we have your great little product?well let me tell you, trojan vibrating touch fingertip massager, i'm not sure what products anyone i know DOESN'T talk about. hell, i have one friend who doesn't pick hers up off the floor before we come over to hang out! i even know that every single one of my friends owns a vibrator with a ridiculously frightening smiley face on the head from the same sex toy party. p.s. i have 6 different ones! and you know what else? i get myself off every day. at least once! so how about making a commercial about that. and stop making us all out to be middle aged republicans from the mid west! 22:47 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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5.22.2008 the end of days tonight's news preview:"wild weather in the southland as tornados blast through the IE; this unusual weather brings hail to baldwin park; piles of dirt and debris as mudslides tear through orange county canyon; thunderstorms and tornados..." Lightening struck right outside my office window, it thundered all day at the beach, and chris' office had to be wetvacced after flash flood waters got in through his window. AWESOME! 23:03 | ------------------------------------------------ |
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